January 2011
55 posts
Rules, rules, stupid rules
philosofooty:
By Darshan Joshi, writing from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Just imagine the scenario – the final day of the campaign is over, and West Ham United have finished a point adrift of 17th spot, sentencing themselves to a year, at least, in the Championship. The cost of relegation varies, but we’ll just put it at roughly £30m lost in television and other endorsement deals. This one point...
“I only give you what you like, I’m a station on Pandora.”
– Mac Miller auf “Kickin’ Incredibly Dope Shit (Intro)”
“Die Mutter der Dummen ist immer schwanger.”
“If you owe me ten dollars you ain’t givin’ me nine.”
– Jay-Z auf “Say Hello”
“I just took your whole life and redesigned it. I think I’m Marc Jacobs. I...”
– Kanye West auf “Blazin” von Nicki Minaj
“At four o’clock today I’m going to punch you in your face!”
– Mike Skinner auf “4 O’clock” von The Streets
“What a waste of time. Sittin’ at home, tryin’ to make up rhymes....”
– Rinse auf “Don’t Hide Away” von The Streets feat. Wiley & Ice Kid
“The reality of magic’s actually tragic. Just a hand and a rabbit and a hat...”
– Mike Skinner auf “Cross That Line” von The Streets feat. Fumin
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“I fly with the stars in the skies. I am no longer trying to survive. I believe...”
– Nicki Minaj auf “Moment For Life” feat. Drake
“This one for the books, man. I swear this shit is as fun as it looks, man....”
– Drake auf “Moment For Life” von Nicki Minaj
clientsfromhell:
A potential client e-mailed me some documents related to his project. I told him that I would not be able to take on his project at this time.
Client: “Then you need to e-mail me back the documents. They have trade secrets in them.”
Me: “Your privacy is important to me, I’ll make sure to delete them from my hard drive.”
Client: “No. Send them back so that I can make sure...
“Partially functional, half of me is comfortable. The other half is close to the...”
– J. Cole auf “Too Deep For The Intro”
“I mean, I don’t see the point in doin’ something later on in life...”
– Sincere auf “XX Intro (Written In The Stars Vol. 2 Intro)”
“Er hat die teuersten Klamotten. Teure Klamotten. Scheiß auf Krankenkasse, teure...”
– Eko Fresh auf “Kai Ebel Style”
“Society is the devil at its worse. So much for heaven on earth.”
– Mickey Factz auf “Black Tearz Part 4”
“But like an artist’s impression of the guilty verdict I wear the watch of...”
– Mike Skinner auf “Backseat Barz” von The Streets
“The final Streets-album is out in five weeks.”
– Mike Skinner
“I think I’m Big Meech! Larry Hoover!”
– Rick Ross auf “B.M.F. (Blowin’ Money Fast)” feat. Styles P
“Just made a million, got another million on the schedule. No love for ‘em,...”
– Wiz Khalifa auf “Black & Yellow”
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“Was zieh’ ich an? Ich geh’ heute Kai Ebel-Style!”
– Eko Fresh auf “Kai Ebel Style”
